thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

ruggedirwin:

let’s just appreciate this. (x)

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

wholove:

redbeautyqueens:

#best plot twist in modern film history

#lol ok Regina you keep writing in your little book whatever Cady got you goo-OH HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST SHE JUST PUT HER OWN—WHAT?—WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING?!!

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

lashteon:

Their reactions when interviewer pronounced Calum wrong

blissfully-different:

winchesterlicious:

where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies 

just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake

you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour 

I would wear the shit out of these.

i’m restless, obsessed with your future
and all my worries they don’t bother you
collected, you render me useless

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly
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