so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
there’s a male side of tumblr?
i really hate the “buy me pizza and watch disney movies with me” dating mentality. like. how about you tie me up and fuck the light from my eyes then pay my car insurance and we go out to eat at Burger King because chicken fries are back.
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*
everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow
*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*
everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….
Imagine giving Luke a Blow Job while he’s doing a keek and he glances down at you every so often but tries to act normal so no one gets suspicious
cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them