cellulitisplayerhater:

cats are liquid

ditchschooleatpizza:

snorlaxatives:

all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron

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anD THE BOOK GUMimage

disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

pullet:

IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!

intensional:

intensional:

My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR HER AUTOGRAPH SO SHE LITERALLY POSTED A PICTURE OF HER AUTOGRAPH

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

phleps:

theirye’re* 

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

theneon-panda:

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

shae-elizabeth:

karmarsi:

thebookofages:

urainiumbombs:

ohheytayla:

ewitsgeo:

alexandertalisker:

jumpingpuddles:

The Incredibles (2004)

DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE…

No wonder why she attacked him.

I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM

Something tells me she already ate Tony’s loaf…

Did nobody notice Tony’s last name? Rydinger?

RIDING HER.

welp

Oh.

holy shit

maybe this is why the sequel took so long

legalhemmings:

I just really like their simultaneous jumps x

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stopirwin:

when u sing rly loudly bc u think ur alone and realize that ur parents have been home the whole time

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